19th December, Friday. 11:43 am

I remember ZM asking me to read Kai Lin’s blog. Y’know. Teenagers’ DAAARK EMOOOO SECRUTZ and OMFGZ EVERYWUNZ BACKSTABBINGZ MEEHH. >__<;; Then I went to her links and saw ‘Ashley’ typed there. And I reached the actual blog after just one relink. That’s quite a feat y’know… Ashley changes her link like every two days or so. O_o;

And when I looked at it, I was like.

Wut.

The.

Muffinorangejuicemisoramenjuicecupcakeorangeteacokecrackicemarijuanaeviantelevisioncookiestreesflorafaunanarutovampireknight.

I think I’ve stretched the post page. >_>;;

Nosrsly though, it inspired an awe-inspiring WTF??? from me.

This is a spoof picture of Marlboro. Copyright MarlboroTM... Limited?? C with a circle encompassing it? Or with an R with a circle?

  This is what Ashley says she smokes, and I’m quite inclined to believe her. She’s changed. [LIKE DUH, EVERYONE’S CHANGED. EVEN THE EARTH’S CHANGED FFS. AND WE CAN CONTINUE CHANGING IT WITH THERMONUCLEUR WEAPONS.]

http://ohdarlingz.blogspot.com/

All rights reserved to Ashley [insert her surname here] and her Btch Posse.

All rights reserved to Ashley, aka the fish in the eagle's claw.

In conclusion, yesh, I like peeking into other people's blogs.Being surrounded by their constant idiocy reminds of how smart and rational I am.

In conclusion, yesh, I like peeking into other people's blogs.Being surrounded by their constant idiocy reminds of how smart and rational I am.

All pictures belong to respective owners, and I claim no ownership over them.

I hate swimming lessons. And being woken up in the morning by MY DAD BANGING A MATTRESS ON THE GROUND.

 All in all, I like my life as it is now.
With the exception of my Dad banging a new mattress on the ground at 8 am -_-

 

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