[home] December 08.
Link for now: www.zmescience.com%252Fmeet-the-worlds-only-immortal-animal Immortal. *__* God, it must get boring.
Alt link for now: http://freakymartin.com/2008/03/05/animal-planet-in-photos-126-photos/ AHH THE CUTENESS. I CAN’T TAKE IT NO MORE 😀 *Squishsquish*
So, in drama, we did our little thing that was practice for our fighting moves. Thank god I only had to play-drag Caroline; I’m not good at reacting to punches. Slow reflexes ftw? O_O I have humpty dumpty song ingrained into my mind. The TV was playing it andandandand :[
Humpty dumpty sat on the wall.
Humpty dumpty had a great fall.
All the king’s muffins and all the king’s mice,
tried to make humpty into a delicacy of rice.
Morbid? I guess ;p
Here’s an LOL picture: www.shouston.com/images/walrus_bucket.jpg
Anyway, here’s the drama script we used. I’ll add the extra lil’ adjustments we made to it…
Big Fat Gay Wedding Rebecca H Prout
Caroline (Cute little French lady) – Margretta Crumbelle
Sprout (Fitty) – Philippe Muscleman
Trina (Old Priest) – Anonymous
Caroline waves arms with us and says … DAYDREAM
- Happy Wedding Scene everything is perfect
Caroline: hee hee Philippe
Trina: We are gathered here today to witness the joyous occasion of the start of this perfect marriage.
(Phillipe kisses muscles looking hot & flings hair to side of his face)
Caroline: hee hee Phillipe (fiddles with earring)
Trina: Yes, do you Philippe Muscleman wish to be joined in holy matrimony with Margretta Crumbelle?
Sprout: Yeh (winks at audience)
Caroline: hee hee Phillipe (sighs)
Trina: And do you Margretta Crumbelle wish to be joined in holy matrimony with Phillipe Muscleman?
Caroline: hee hee Phillipe, oh of course
Trina: You may now kiss the bride
(Sprout twirls Caroline round and it looks like they are kissing somehow)
Caroline: hee hee Phillipe
(I run off carrying Caroline looking strong) (Priest walks off bobbing slowly)
Caroline (Fat buch lady, is rude) – Marjorie Crumble
Sprout (Gay weedy groom) – Phillipe Gayman
Trina (Scared Priest with stutter) – Anonymous
- Real Wedding Day
Caroline: Lets get on with this wedding then, we haven’t got all day
Trina: Oh yes yes yes, terribly sorry
(Sprout smiles at Trina then looks at Caroline with bored expression)
Trina: W W We are gathereddd today here to to to witness th th this marriage
(Sprout waves to some man in the crowd in gay fashion)
Caroline: Hurry up will you
Trina: Terribly sorry, terribly sorry, do y y you Marjorie Crumble take Phillip
Trina: P P Phillipe Gayman to be your lawfully wedded hus s s band
Caroline: Why else would I be here dressed up like a dam meringue you fool
Trina: Y Y Yes of cause and d ddo you PHILLIPE gayman take Marjorie Crumble as y your wife?
Caroline: Phillipe come on, I gotta get outta this dam dress
Sprout: I so sorry Marjorie but I’m gay
Caroline: What you you (growls)
Sprout: I do ballet (Sprout twirls) and I love the priest (Trina’s eyes bulge wide and gasps in shock)
Caroline: Why I oughta (Punches sprout in slo-mo)
Sprout: Oh no you di-‘nt!
(Sprout looks shocked in gay way, straighten out tie and slaps Caroline)
Trina: P Please, not here, this is the House of the L L Lord!
Caroline: Shut up puny
Trina: You SINNER!
(Drags Caroline by the hair)
After dragging for a moment, eyes turn wide and casts eyes to the heavens.
Trina: OH NO, FORGIVE ME OH LORD, FOR I HATH SINNED!
Sprout: Well, you’re forgiven now~
(Sprout Grabs Trina in arms and runs of stage)
(Caroline runs out other way sobbing grossly and loudly)
Rebekk laughed so hysterically and ear-piercingly, I was afraid the windows were gonna break. O_O I like doing humorous things, but I hate drama.
I really hate drama.
Oh yah, have I said I hate drama?
I hate drama.
So the viewing card will come tomorrow. Huzzah and fluffiness. :] Mom has decided that we aren’t going to carol service. Unfortunately, since I hafta reinstall the printing stuffz. *headdesk* Gotta do geography and english now. :] Daddy brought in the laptop really late. -_-
Polar bear attack: Warning: Extreme cuteness attack! : www.clevelandseniors.com/forever/polarbear.htm
Animal groups: www.thealmightyguru.com/Pointless/AnimalGroups.html
Now I’m really tired…
Post finished: 9:48